Ryan Braun – If the cup is late…you must exonerate!
Sweet mama jama! Ryan Braun is “innocent.” This is the biggest shocker I’ve seen since I somehow pulled a C- in Financial Accounting. Take that mandatory class that had nothing to do with my major! The juice was loose and now he is as free as a goose. Ok, I don’t even know what that one means. Any-who in case you went to a Jonas Brothers concert last night, and as a result have been unable to hear for the past 17 hours or so Ryan Braun had his suspension overturned and it is now business as usual for him going into this year. Holy run-on sentence! The Top 10 list for Fantasy Baseball 2012, which will be out next week (and available here) along with just about all of the rest of the rankings/projections, now has Braun firmly planted in the three spot (well geez Kel don’t spoil everything). Before the suspension I viewed him as the equivalent of Jayson Werth (without the beard.) Now it’s full steam ahead, all systems go, slap your Grandma in the face, you want to get nuts, let’s get nuts!
If you already held your draft and landed Braun in the 3rd or 4th round well here’s a snickers bar, enjoy! For those of us who actually wait for at least some of Spring Training to get going we don’t have to worry about one of our enemies landing Braun in a ridiculous round. Like the guy who always goes on autodraft by the third round. Or the guy who still has AOL 3.0 and doesn’t understand why he keeps getting kicked out of the draft room every time his baby sister tries to make a phone call. So what can you expect from the Hebrew Hammer in 2012? Well more of the same, of course!
My projections for Ryan Braun: 110/32/115/.310/25
I have zero issues with Braun being drafted anywhere between #1 and #4. He is just that darn-tooting good. Now if you excuse me I need to go mail this cup of my urine, I’m pretty sure they are closed tomorrow…..ehh screw it I’ll just keep it in my fridge. What’s the worst that could happen.